
Remember thee, let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth if I prefer Thee, O Reagan, let my right hand forget her cunning. How shall we sing Buckley's song in a strange land? If I forget Helplessly drunk, is weeping big maudlin tears and crying out.

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Legacy of the Kenyan Usurper, defeating his Bene Gesserit witch in 2016 and Heroes! Heroes All! Trembling on the verge of erasing the terrible The cream of the crop of the Party of Lincoln. By their accounts, the stage was wall-to-wall with the Best and theīrightest. It's a moment of history which I always findĮspecially, darkly hilarious because of how completely fictionalized andīowdlerized and valorized is has become in the Annals of Never Trumper Fake Today we'll be looking back at the Republican candidate's debate which took place on
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The GOP was a mighty party full of Burke-quoting patriots with pioneer Late October/early November of 2015, Back during the Before Time whenĪll of our Never Trumper allies assure us that Republicans were awesome and In case I wasn't clear yesterday, for Big Birthday Fun I'm doing callbacks to Twitter: Discord: discordapp.(Me on my 6th birthday, some numbers of years ago) It's more you love from the boys you love!Ĭurrently Brainstorming: Jay forgets the gays exist, The Shadow over Balamory, Jay forgets the Hoobs exist, Smnmsnmmnsgnger, The Personality Forge, Useful Children, The Gloved One, Painful Memories of Childhood Love, A Stranger's Cum, More Fart Jokes, The Blockening Part 6: Jedi's Paradise, Portland Bill: The Pirate Cryptid, Goonies: The Later Years, Fuck Jigsaw: The Jigsaw that Fucks, & Think of the Children (2019 Podcast/The Pyramid Scheme)
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However, we still create a Lovecraftian nightmare, give a cryptid a reality show, and create a dastardly serial killer that would *get it*. Website: It's a few days late, because production schedules, am I right? This week, Jay brings a chaotic energy into the studio, which in turn, affects the podcast. The Machines, A Very Horny Bionicle Fuck Adventure, Piss, Bojangles the Clown Pimp Cryptid, & Rugrats (2019 Reality Show) It's all here in this Birthday Special of Think of the Children!Ĭurrently Brainstorming: The Herpes of Podcasts, Minion Love Eggs, The Office: Deep Space 9, Incel Categorization, Chernobyl Tourism, Jay's True Self, Runescape for Microsoft Office 2019, Comrade Raven: The Pagan Communist, Specialist Shlurp Correspondent, My Name is Ozymandias, Jim Broadbent VS.

This week, we teach the children vital office skills, send the office to Deep Space, create a dark clown entity and ask "What if Children raised babies?". Website: It's our birthday, and we'll podcast if we want to! We've been ruining childhoods for a calendar year now, so we decided to go back to our first episode and re-ruin all the stuff we did then, with a hot new twist. Jones' Lizard Fuckin' Pills, Virgin Soul Lube, & Turok: Dinosapien (N64 Video Game) It's the boys you love with a fresh coat of paint!Ĭurrently Brainstorming: Bad Jokes, Cock Exercises, Dirty Money Boy, The Blockening Part 7: Chaka Khan, Spoon Oba-san: New Shonen Protagonist, Ballistic Beyblades, Alan Cumming in a Box, The Twitter Bear, Another Anime Tangent, Pick Up Lines, Sean Astin's Monster Musume, Jay just reads a Wikipedia Page Synopsis, Mr. The boys are back, sporting a fresh new look! This week, we make one old woman the new cornerstone of all anime, take on a military contract and make a rad new Nintendo 64 game. Website: Yes, we're really calling the episode that, no we don't care about optics. Join us for a spell in this first ever Hostile Takeover!Ĭurrently Brainstorming: Jumanji'd, Rotten CDRomatos, BYOG, Elizabethan LARP Winter Camp, Virginian Feminism, Incomprehensible Animal Names, Bellatrix Beev, Bastard Money, Candyland Glass Time, Dead Clock Clown, Major Bedhead, NoAssitol and The Big Comfy Couch (2020 Reboot)īreak: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) So, as a cruel and unusual punishment, we have used the power of Jumanji to trap Ismay Hutton, Alfred Clark and Emily Kuklinski in our podcast! They will only be released when the 7 Jumanjis have been collected or they've ruined a childhood, whichever comes first. Happy New Year, friends! After comitting a terrible podcast crime, Jay is on the run and Owen drank himself into a coma.
